After the hurly-burly of putting the Tide together, we gave Juvena Rhodes a few minutes to chill and put her feet up.
JUVENA, IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
A fly on the wall, but not one that is a nuisance, for obvious reasons.
WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN SPIDERMAN AND BATMAN?
Batman, he just always seem to raise from the dead.
WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A plant. I do not have a hand for plants, but I am really taking care of this one. It’s not the first one I received, the other one died.
A PENGUIN, WEARING A SOMBRERO, WALKS INTO YOUR OFFICE WITH A LETTER CONFIRMING HIS APPOINTMENT. WHICH PERSON DO YOU ASSIGN SENOR PENGUIN TO?
Ships Agency Department’s Gunnar Engbers. Senor Penguins sombrero will be gone before he reaches his desk.
AS HEAD OF TREASURY, YOU DECIDE TO SELL A PROVINCE TO CHINA TO BAIL OUT ESKOM. WHAT PROVINCE WOULD YOU SELL? WHY?
Cape Town, Western Cape. The property is just so expensive, especially in the Northern Suburbs – it should be enough to bail out Eskom!
Thanks Juvena. We’ll rename Bellville as Beijille!